"Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-liners."
"Education has become a prisoner of contemporaneity. It is the past, not the dizzy present, that is the best door to the future."
"Masculinity is risky and elusive. It is achieved by a revolt from woman, and it is confirmed only by other men. Manhood coerced into sensitivity is no manhood at all."
(Camille Paglia, like Gary Wilson and Johnny Hart, is from Endicott, NY)